I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Shucks
It's only SPF
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
They can't. There's a wall.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
He got turd degree burns.
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
It got hit by a truck
