How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.