How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."