How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.