How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.