How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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To get to the other side.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.