How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.