Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in