Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.