How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None