Pin its other hand to the ground.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
A mechanic.
Santatizer
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
They like horsin' around.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
