How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...