What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.