What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)