How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.