How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "