Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
A chicken egg.
Omelette
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
None. It fell down the stairs.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.