How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.