Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
I ain't Willie Nelson."
Poached.
None. It fell down the stairs.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Crack it before they hack it.
Dam(n).
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.