What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic