What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.