What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.