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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

2 Scoop Jokes More 2 Scoop Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)