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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!