What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!