What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!