What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Gotta go fast!"

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I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!