Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy