Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!