Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.