Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.