Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?