Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.