Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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A hole in Juan

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He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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FORE!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!