Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!