Why did the golfer bring an extra pair ...

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.