Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.