What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.