How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.