How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine