Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee