Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Ireland: More bars in more places

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.