Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.