Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What did one fly say to the other?

your man is down'

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains