Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D