Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.