Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.