Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.