Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.