Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts