Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D