Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap