Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts