Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...