Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

What's the difference between U and I?

J

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Because they take everything, literally....

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).