What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !