What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !