What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.