What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys