What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.