What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.