What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.