What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !