Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!