Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Topping Jokes More Topping Jokes

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.