What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

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