Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is