Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"