What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.