What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.