What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.