What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.