What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.