Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.