Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.