Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Stop playing it cagey!

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He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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Because they're *revolting*

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!