A gun actually does something when triggered.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
The police found it easier than arresting her.
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
They always take things the wrong way.