Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.