Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.