What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Previous Random Joke Next
World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.