What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.