What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*