What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!