What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!