Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger