How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.