How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.