How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.