What did the bread say before it jumped...

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

I'm Jokes More I'm Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"