What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!