What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.