What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"