What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.