What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

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It e-loaf-es! :)

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Its going to be all rye.

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He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"