What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.