What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich