What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!