What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.