What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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He wanted Nunavut.

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Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Because he was in bread!