What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.