What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer