Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.