Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)