Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!