What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

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When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.