What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?