What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.