To make them happy before they die.
With a Pb & J sandwich
Gluten
They are Clausaphobic
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Well I'll be dog-gone.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
He got atomic ache.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "