Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.