Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!