What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!