What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!