What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!