What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.