Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.