Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...