Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic