Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices