Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !