Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !