Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
With a magic 8-ball
Because 7.. 8.. 9
A virgin
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
It grows a Moostache.
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
A goddamn riceist
Because they're meteor
Prison food
A good jumpurr !
I've got a bone to pick with you !