Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !