What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Green Paint Jokes More Green Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."