Don't look at me I'm changing!
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
