What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light