If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
A pig up truck
Because it has Soul.
Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Because Boston has all the cups!
Harlem Shake.
Duck.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
