If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
Reptile - disfunction
A reptile dysfunction.
A nissan
He said it goes without a hitch!
tep on the brake tupid
Pickup lines
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Baked ham.
About three centimeters.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
She was wearing no turn on red. :
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
