If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Life.
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Let me hear something different.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Because Boston has all the cups!
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
She always ran away from the ball
lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.