If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
Because Boston has all the cups!
Just kidding, I ran over it.
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Because gingers don't have Souls.
Because it has Soul.
Electricity.
The Bible
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Because the market got flooded.
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!