How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck