How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...