Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
They take all the green cards
Tijuana build a snowman
Get it to do some CARdio
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
He got hit by a truck...
A pig up truck