How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.