How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck