How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck