How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck