What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.