Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
It's all about the execution
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Jack
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
