Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.