Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11