Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11