How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.