How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile