Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM