Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM