Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.