Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM