Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM