Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.