Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM